If Classical Musicians Were Dogs..

• English Bulldog: The veteran musician who’s seen it all, moves at their own tempo but delivers pure excellence when it matters. Probably plays trombone.
• German Shepherd: Takes conducting too x, knows everyone’s part better than they do
• Golden Retriever: The enthusiastic orchestra member who’s just happy to be there, brings snacks to rehearsal
• Poodle: The over-prepared first violinist with perfect posture and opinions about everyone’s interpretation
• Border Collie: Trying to herd everyone in chamber music, has the entire score memorized
• Husky: The dramatic opera singer who just. won’t. stop. vocalizing.

Plot twist: Dogs actually respond to classical music!
Studies show they prefer classical over other genres.
(Finally, an audience that won’t cough during the quiet parts 😉)

What dog breed matches your musical personality?

P.S. English Bulldogs are particularly fond of Brahms.
(We made that up, but it feels true, doesn’t it?)